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Daily Walk Kingston, Ontario Life in general Photography

Daily Walk: June 19, 2025

One Love

Stanchions

Tower Power

My New Friend, Tracey Barista

Quick Sew

Whole Lotta Vines (1-2)

My Wife Told Me What Kind Of Flower This Is But I Have Already Forgotten, Some Things Stick and Others Don’t I Guess

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Daily Walk Kingston, Ontario Life in general Photography

Daily Walk: June 18, 2025

Franklin “Flip” Flanagan, last of the boxing lineage the Fightin’ Fencepost Flanagans.

Holiday hangover

As a Queen’s employee I am contractually obliged to point out tricolour when I see it occurring naturally, sorry

Sinister Door

Lawn Lion

My New Pal, Spiff Tenderloin. Fun fact: I know all cats’ true names upon meeting them or shortly after. Whatever this cat’s human thinks it is named… it is Spiff Tenderloin.

Hangin’ shoes. I don’t know why I photograph these.

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Daily Walk Kingston, Ontario Life in general Photography

Daily Walk: June 17, 2024

Rock Climbing Tree

Hidden Sculpture

Sidewalk Snail

They Say Some Of These Little Libraries Are Kind Of Right-Leaning But I Don’t Know If I Buy It

Dead tree / haunted lantern

Flamed Sign

Red Gate

Window Saint

Nice Doors

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Daily Walk Kingston, Ontario Life in general Photography

Daily Walk: June 16, 2024

Dawn at the New Garden

Inspiring Poem / Your A Goof

Tree Hats

Pretty Flowers

Minimalist Missing Cat

Jesus Can’t You Just Let These Children Play Without Belittling Their Intelligence (Parts 1 and 2)

Brick Christ

Rainy Statuary

Little House on the Lawn

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Daily Walk Kingston, Ontario Life in general Photography

Daily Walk, June 14 (Suburbs Edition)

Dutch Zombie Children Welcome You

Free Books, Free Ants

A Little Park But Wait It’s Not For You, Poor Person

Contrasting Footpaths

Cool-Ass Little Seed Library

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Marketing & Communications

Kingston-area Newsletters

The list of resources for local residents on this site continues to grow with a new page on newsletters you can subscribe to from local community organizations and businesses.

Also added to the Kingston drop-down menu.

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Quebec Cinema

Maelstrom (2000)

Long before Dune and Blade Runner 2049, long before LA, Denis Villeneuve made a movie in Quebec that mashed up kitchen-sink drama, dark humour, Tom Waits songs, and a narrator that is also a dying fish.

Maelstrom was a high-water mark for Quebec film in 2000, and by and large still holds up.

The story, in a nutshell, is that nepo baby Bibiane is bad at business and not super great at life: she’s blown a $200,000 deal for the family business, parties recklessly, and ultimately drunk-drives herself into a hit-and-run. She runs.

From there, scored partially by Tom Waits’ “The Ocean Doesn’t Want Me Today,” the movie loops around as Bibiane grapples with guilt, falls in love with the son of the man she murdered, and finds, if not happiness, some sort of French-Canadian approximation of same. The plot is driven in part by stale octopus and a mysterious man who looks like a Harkonnen Oliver Platt that dispenses wisdom at laser-perfect moments.

If you didn’t live in Quebec in the late ’90s, it’s hard to express how perfectly Marie-Josée Croze absolutely nails the ur-Quebec-Woman of that era — the look, the hair, the clothes are insanely bang-on. And the movie lives in Montreal really successfully — the upper-class apartments but also the dive bars, the docks, the bus, the subway.

The movie is narrated, for no particular reason, by a Cronenberg-level gross fish that is being serial-butchered by a giant naked dude. Quebec!

It’s achingly obvious that Villeneuve has grown as a director since; there’s significant chunks of “student film vibe” scattered around here. But it’s got a lot of loopy charm, it’s a compelling time capsule if you want a feeling for Quebec au tournant du siecle, the leads are charming, and it’s interesting to see L’il Villeneuve as a nascent film director finding his feet.

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Quebec Cinema

Endorphine (2015)

IMDB

Wikipedia

Spoilers ho. I strongly recommend you watch this. Like, in general, but especially before you keep reading this.

What a f’in trip.

When I think of my go-tos for Quebec film, Un crabe dans la tête is always one that’s stuck with me for over a quarter-century, so diving back in in an effort to get more Canadian media in my diet, I looked up the director (André Turpin) and found his latest on Amazon Prime (gross, but I’ve already paid for it, and it’s where it’s streaming).

This is probably a work of genius. Or maybe it’s just really unnecessarily complicated. But I’m leaning more to the former than the latter; I can’t say I understood all of it, but it felt like there was a very solid and coherent vision underneath it. It doesn’t dive as wildly into the surreal as David Lynch, but is extravagant in its nonlinear approach to a story in a way that feels, like Lynch movies feel, like there’s something rock-solid in the mind behind the camera. Even if you struggle to keep up.

In essence — a girl, Simone, is traumatized by her mother’s murder, and concurrently becomes deeply emotionally damaged and also unstuck in time.

Even from the start, time loops — seemingly unimportant things said while sleep-talking become important later; time loops back on itself and then back again; characters transition from moment to moment in sometimes impossible ways.

But it never feels out of control, narratively — difficult to follow, sometimes; ultimately linear while also being unpinned.

One of the reasons Crab sticks with me is I think Turpin’s eye is unmatchable. The stop-motion time-lapse of the sun and the black bus off the top. An incidental sequence of reflections in a car window as the youngest version of our main character sleeps. Unbelievable amounts of dread packed into just a car alone in a parking garage with a tarped-up van barely in view. A three-quarter angle on an unremarkable office full of cubicles. I watch a lot of horror movies; Turpin can pull off more menace in an office building stairwell than I’ve seen in most top-tier horror movies in the past several years.

(One important note for English watchers — there’s a pretty pivotal stairwell scene, but if you don’t know that RC means “rez-de-chausée” [mezzanine], you might think it’s corporate branding or something — it’s not; no matter where she goes in the stairs, she keeps coming back to the same mezzanine door).

Equally impressive is the gradual derailing of a linear narrative; starting with the trauma, then hypnosis, ultimately time-jumps back, and forth, and back through Simone’s later life.

There is a lot I don’t fully understand, particularly in the back end of the middle third, when young-adult Simone is a… parking garage attendant? Working for… an industrial sewing concern? Visiting… uh… her choke-buddy cousin in the hospital, and he’s aged dramatically for no particular reason? Or is that her father? Is her sewing-concern boss the same actor as her mother’s killer? Hard to tell.

But while I have a real antipathy for “nothing is real” movies, this doesn’t feel like that. It’s unstuck, sure, but it feels real emotionally. Hard to keep up with, but tangible and coherent underneath all of its apparent unstuckiness.

My only complaint, really, is the insert / wrapper of some sort of presentation that feels like the kind of philosophy you come up with as an undergrad when you get really, really into pot in your third year. It’s a bit hand-holdy without being really helpful, and ultimately made me feel like Turpin wasn’t wholly confident in himself, or his audience.

On the whole, though, wow. Some frames that will be indelibly burned into my brain. A really fascinating exploration of trauma and memory. Crab and Endorphine, seem to be Turpin’s only movies, the latter having come out a full decade ago. Make more movies, dude. You’re good at this.

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Marketing & Communications

Puffery drift

I continue to be fascinated — maybe uniquely so? — by puffery. Probably because of the marketing background, but the notion that being untruthful is okay if the lie is extravagant enough that a layperson wouldn’t believe it 1my own words; I’m working on a set of definitions in case law, which will be interesting (to me, anyway). is not only intriguing, but I’d argue in some ways necessary to modern advertising.

At the far end, it makes perfect sense. If you watch an ad for Skittles and a unicorn touches a couch with its horn and the couch turns to Skittles, it would be preposterous for somebody to sue the Skittles people if a furniture-transforming unicorn fails to appear when they open a pack.

But at the other end of the spectrum, there’s a line past which the grey starts shading into black, and judges are making very nuanced decisions based on, I’d argue, very little guidance. Looking at CanLII, the word ‘puffery’ has been used a lot in court decisions in the last few years, with subtypes of puffery including…

  • “election puffery,” examined repeatedly by the Nova Scotia Labour Board (there seem to be a lot of union disputes in the Maritimes these days)
  • Criminal court, where puffery has been raised as a form of braggadocio under which somebody claiming to have committed acts of violence was clearly using puffery to enhance their rep, but not seriously confessing to crimes
  • Privacy statements, even granular ones such as “[COMPANY] complies with all applicable privacy laws, rules, and regulations in the jurisdictions within which it operates”.

Nothing substantial here today, but a bit of a placeholder to remind myself that I’d like to unpack this a bit more.

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    my own words; I’m working on a set of definitions in case law, which will be interesting (to me, anyway).
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Creative Just for fun Nerd

2025 calendar template for Affinity Publisher 2

Just in case anyone needs one: I made a tabloid size, portrait-oriented calendar template for Affinity Publisher 2 for 2025.

Working on some holiday gifts for friends and family, and thought I’d share the file.