Van Helsing was such a bad movie that I wrote this. I don’t feel great about it. I mean, it’s not like the movie was going to make such a cultural impact that people would remember it at all even a couple of years later, and it’s pretty try-hard.































Van Helsing was such a bad movie that I wrote this. I don’t feel great about it. I mean, it’s not like the movie was going to make such a cultural impact that people would remember it at all even a couple of years later, and it’s pretty try-hard.