The Big Red Button

This is a big red button.



And this is a craaaazy robot.



When you push the big red button, it sends electricity down a wire to power up the crazy robot.

Then the crazy robot does all kinds of crazy shit.

It calls your neighbors and pees in your flowerbed and sends nasty e-mails to your co-workers and tries to light your car on fire.

Here's the thing about that button, though:

You're either pushing it or you're not.

You can't push the button happily, or sadly, or regretfully.

You can't reason with the button or argue with the button.

You can't push the button a certain way to say a specific thing.

You're either pushing it or not.

Do not push that button.



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